Monday, April 8, 2013

I love where I live.

Actual police blotter entries in the local paper.

 
 

And brilliantly...


No. I do not live in South Park, but pretty damn close.




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  1. I love that episode. Cracks me up every time.

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    1. One of my favorites, too.

      Haven't got any time lately to blog, so just throwing up stuff without having to write. We are finishing the pasture and arena, and rebuilding a HUGE rose arbor off the front of the house. Working like a field hand. Actually, my nickname for my husband is Pharaoh, because he builds everything like he wants it to last longer than the pyramids...and I'm his Jewish slave, since I always end up being the one who climbs to the top of the rickety scaffolding or do whatever it is that no one else wants to do. I may be stupid, but I'm nimble.

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    2. Haven't got any time lately to blog, so just throwing up stuff without having to write.

      I can wait out the drought. As long as there's water at the end of the trail.

      Actually, my nickname for my husband is Pharaoh, because he builds everything like he wants it to last longer than the pyramids...

      Ahh, that's what I like to see. That's the way my Dad trained me too.

      and I'm his Jewish slave

      Okay now, I'm just the teeniest bit skeptical on that one.

      but I'm nimble.

      And fastidious apparently. A description that wouldn't have occurred to me but I keep reading it so it must be true.

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  2. "...a dead dog sitting on top of a van, which could not be located." That must have been some GOOD shit the caller was smoking! Don't you think your state may have f**ked up just a bit when it legalized pot?
    " A man ... reported people who look like hippies in his house." It sounds like the 60's were very good to someone. Either that, or OWS decided that the guy was one of the 1%ers, and they wanted to take over his house "for the people". Ya'll should have done a hell of a lot more hippy punching back then; you wouldn't be having these problems now.

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    1. My favorite is the mannequin that was taking off its own clothes! HAHAHAHA! REALLY? Must have been called in by some 14 year old gamer peeking out from behind his mom's curtains. The virginity is strong in this one....

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  3. You're doing better than me with the blogging, girlfriend. I can't even throw up small posts because I'm paralyzed by all the stupidity in the news.

    I LOVE SOUTH PARK and that Hippie Infestation episode is one of my favorites. hahahaha!

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    1. I know. I think this blog is going to descend into just "Stupid Shit I Find Funny."

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  6. Troll turd clean up on aisles 8 and 9, please! It seems you upset some residents of the DUmp or Huffing'n'Puffing Post. Way to go, girl! They were probably NOT amused by the Southpark clip about the hippie infestation. In a similar vein, the rats were probably not amused by the Great London Fire that brought an end to the Black Death.

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    1. Those Anonymouses (anonymousi?)? Just blog spam. She's been getting more of those lately. I guess some spambot has discovered her recently or found a way around Google's filters. They're funny about half the time, when whoever writes them doesn't quite get the nuances of english.

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    2. Yes. More of the spam has been slipping through lately. I've had the spam messages forever, but blogger used to be better about grabbing them with my spam filter. Oh well, some of them are pretty funny.

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