With so many state budgets careening into the abyss of billion dollars budget shortfalls, I think it is time to revisit the need for some of the gadgetry and high-tech toys our police regularly use. States could easily save significant money without compromising public safety if they switched from breathalyzer sobriety tests to these simple tests. They are easily administered. Deadly accurate. And can even determine a range of blood alcohol levels.
This first test would basically determine whether or not the driver was, in fact, under the influence of alcohol.
If further testing was indicated to determine just HOW drunk is the driver, the police officer could then administer this test.
You're completely shit-faced. Get in the police car.
'Would you hit this" I thought you didn't like pit bulls?
ReplyDeleteHit this? Call the ambulance, you can't be that drunk and live.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! Two perfect comebacks. HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteIf I ever thought about hitting that, I would want the cops
ReplyDeleteto lock me up for my own good!
And throw away the key...for your own protection!
DeleteIf I ever thought about hitting that, I would want the cops
ReplyDeleteto lock me up for my own good!
If I ever even *thought* seriously about hitting that, I would voluntarily admit myself to the local loony bin! LOL
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