Stupid Is A Five-Letter Word

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Thursday, May 1, 2014

THIS is how you celebrate a birthday.

Like a freaking CONQUEROR!

Thanks, RG! This is superb.

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WHY THE TITLE?

"What does 'Stupid Is A Five-Letter Word' mean?" you ask smartly.

It relates to a long-ago evening with friends. We were sitting around talking before dinner. The discussion moved to a topic that has since been lost to time, but must have been about something ridiculous, moronic, and undoubtedly funny. With the insouciant flare of the terminally correct, one of my friends declared, "Well, I've got a five letter word for that!" She paused for dramatic effect, just the right three second beat, and said, "Stupid."

Frozen by her confident demeanor, we shared furtive glances, trying to gauge the proper response, before just simply losing it and laughing until we cried.

"Oh, good God. Stupid has six letters."

Yes. Yes, it does.

At least she didn't spell it out and still not realize the correct number of letters like the intellect of the Democratic party, Slow Joe Biden. "I've got a three letter word for you. JOBS. J-O-B-S. JOBS."

Yeah, like that.

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