Hilarity ensues. Also nausea.
Iceberg wedge with homemade Russian dressing. Perfect salad for the onion soup lunch pic.twitter.com/KQatWUKUdl
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 17, 2013
@MarthaStewart jesus christ martha
— Jonno E (@CiaraVEVO) November 17, 2013
@libraryyeti @Karnythia I know, right? "Martha your dog appears to have vomited on my wedge of lettuce."
— Invisible Cripple (@civilwarbore) November 18, 2013
Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions pic.twitter.com/VNFkeiV3o3
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 17, 2013
@LouisatheLast @Karnythia That soup pic looks like a toilet bowl after an attack of intestinal flu.
— Invisible Cripple (@civilwarbore) November 18, 2013
Yikes. How could she look at those and then make a supposedly conscious decision to put them on twitter? Shudder. Maybe she's on a secret mission to stamp out obesity by stamping out appetites.
ReplyDeleteWould it be inappropriate to write that the salad looks like a boiled whale vagina?
ReplyDeleteProbably so. Never mind.
One of her pics further down looks like irradiated eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteYe gods, was she drunk when she posted those??