Monday, November 18, 2013

This is why I don't take pictures of my recipes.

Because it's not easy to style and light and position food to look super yummy. Even Martha "As A Matter Of Fact I DO Know How To Make License Plates" Stewart proves this with her recent food tweets.

Hilarity ensues.  Also nausea.


  1. Yikes. How could she look at those and then make a supposedly conscious decision to put them on twitter? Shudder. Maybe she's on a secret mission to stamp out obesity by stamping out appetites.

  2. Would it be inappropriate to write that the salad looks like a boiled whale vagina?

    Probably so. Never mind.

  3. One of her pics further down looks like irradiated eyeballs.

    Ye gods, was she drunk when she posted those??