Most Americans have now managed to get their heads out of their behinds. A first, kittens.
And our first black president made it happen. Maybe all that "god-like" talk was for reals. Maybe Obama really is capable of performing miracles.
Of course it could just be more proof that we are a nation of racist, ungovernable, pigeon-toed trash.
Take your pick.
H/T: Weasel Zippers and Ace of Spades HQ