Saturday, September 14, 2013

MY EYES!

Things have reached a level of insanity that is frankly dangerous to any who aren't constantly vigilant. It's a Saturday afternoon, and I was innocently checking my email. Of course this led to the usual, "oh, what's this?" click to view short hairstyles for 2013. I mean, really...why not? It's Saturday, I'm sick to death of politics, and hey, I just might need a new haircut.

And then there was this.

Out. Of. The. Blue.

Holy CRAP!!!



What the hell is that? That's not a hairstyle. That's a troll head that a five year old girl has been petting until the hair stays down.
Am I right? Or am I right?

Mind you, that photo of Our First Lady of the Holy Water and Healthy Food was tucked in amongst gorgeous photographs of Scarlett Johansson and Halle Barry, so you can understand the sudden pain of my reaction.

Not. Fair.

It was like an ambush.

I contend that there isn't a woman ALIVE who would deliberately cut her hair to look like that picture.

When will the madness stop?




21 comments:

  1. On the troll it looks good. Something about not looking like a pinch-faced scold.

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    1. She is seriously one of the ugliest women I've ever seen. Not because of her features, but because of the expression that gives away her sour, nasty attitude.

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  2. I'm with RG, it is cute on the doll, on the big hulking real life troll, not so much. Ugh.

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    1. Michelle is someone who has gotten MUCH uglier as she has aged. I think it's because her crappy attitude has had longer to made its indelible impression on all her expressions.

      We are what we think!

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  3. You know, Michelle wouldn't look so bad (no, I'm not insane just getting a point across lol) if she had a genuine smile. Her ugliness shines from the inside..

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    1. She does have those fantastically toned arms after all. :)

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  4. Same reaction as I had when I heard she was a "special guest star" on the Food Channel:

    HELLS NO!

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    1. Well, apparently she needs some serious time in training at the Food Network. Kids in Kentucky say her food tastes like vomit. HAHAHAHA

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  5. "Mind you, that photo of Our First Lady of the Holy Water and Healthy Food was tucked in amongst gorgeous photographs of Scarlett Johansson and Halle Barry, so you can understand the sudden pain of my reaction."

    Indeed, who would do such a thing?? And we men would be caught even more off guard.. hehe. Truly, a cruel surprise.

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    1. I know, right? I was clicking through gorgeous pictures, considering hairstyles, color, upkeep, etc., when BAM!!! that hit me and I just about fell over.

      I imagine a man would have felt gut-punched.

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    2. "I imagine a man would have felt gut-punched."

      More like nut-punched! Bahahaha!

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    3. HAHAHAHAHA!

      Trust a guy to bring it down.....waaaaaay down!!!!

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  6. My hair doesn't look that bad when I've just crawled out of bed, washed it, used my fingers to get the worst of the tangles out, and it's a month past needing to be re-colored. I'd have to work really hard to have my hair look that bad.

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    1. With the way she dresses and her hairstyles...I've always said her stylist must be a closet Republican and he/she HATES her guts!!

      HAHAHAHA!

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  7. The cruelest but truest comment I've heard about her is calling her the "First Wookie".

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  8. I see I am in your blogroll, and I am honored to be there (you are in mine too because I LOVE what you do here!). Thank you so much.

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    1. You're VERY welcome! :)

      And THANKS back at'cha.

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  9. Ahaha, they still fawning over her!
    I just remembered the storm of sh*t I triggered with some slight disagreement over goddess M.O. looks
    http://creakypavillion.wordpress.com/2010/05/02/i-am-having-fun-taunting-libtard-geese/
    http://creakypavillion.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/voluntary-surrender/

    and even earlier - on Chaz' blog:

    http://www.dustbury.com/archives/6504 - -see the comments

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  10. And this one was even better!
    http://www.dustbury.com/archives/8039

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    1. OMG! Creaky! WOW! I LOVE you! HAHAHAHA! Give'me hell, Harriet!

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    2. My pleasure - and as they taught as to reply in Soviet Pioneer Organization: "always ready!"
      Love you, too, Buttercup; hope you've been busy (out of the blog) with fun and profitable things

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