And then there was this.
Out. Of. The. Blue.
Holy CRAP!!!
What the hell is that? That's not a hairstyle. That's a troll head that a five year old girl has been petting until the hair stays down.
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Mind you, that photo of Our First Lady of the Holy Water and Healthy Food was tucked in amongst gorgeous photographs of Scarlett Johansson and Halle Barry, so you can understand the sudden pain of my reaction.
Not. Fair.
It was like an ambush.
I contend that there isn't a woman ALIVE who would deliberately cut her hair to look like that picture.
When will the madness stop?
On the troll it looks good. Something about not looking like a pinch-faced scold.
ReplyDeleteShe is seriously one of the ugliest women I've ever seen. Not because of her features, but because of the expression that gives away her sour, nasty attitude.
DeleteI'm with RG, it is cute on the doll, on the big hulking real life troll, not so much. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteMichelle is someone who has gotten MUCH uglier as she has aged. I think it's because her crappy attitude has had longer to made its indelible impression on all her expressions.
DeleteWe are what we think!
You know, Michelle wouldn't look so bad (no, I'm not insane just getting a point across lol) if she had a genuine smile. Her ugliness shines from the inside..
ReplyDeleteShe does have those fantastically toned arms after all. :)
DeleteSame reaction as I had when I heard she was a "special guest star" on the Food Channel:
ReplyDeleteHELLS NO!
Well, apparently she needs some serious time in training at the Food Network. Kids in Kentucky say her food tastes like vomit. HAHAHAHA
Delete"Mind you, that photo of Our First Lady of the Holy Water and Healthy Food was tucked in amongst gorgeous photographs of Scarlett Johansson and Halle Barry, so you can understand the sudden pain of my reaction."
ReplyDeleteIndeed, who would do such a thing?? And we men would be caught even more off guard.. hehe. Truly, a cruel surprise.
I know, right? I was clicking through gorgeous pictures, considering hairstyles, color, upkeep, etc., when BAM!!! that hit me and I just about fell over.
DeleteI imagine a man would have felt gut-punched.
"I imagine a man would have felt gut-punched."
DeleteMore like nut-punched! Bahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHA!
DeleteTrust a guy to bring it down.....waaaaaay down!!!!
My hair doesn't look that bad when I've just crawled out of bed, washed it, used my fingers to get the worst of the tangles out, and it's a month past needing to be re-colored. I'd have to work really hard to have my hair look that bad.
ReplyDeleteWith the way she dresses and her hairstyles...I've always said her stylist must be a closet Republican and he/she HATES her guts!!
DeleteHAHAHAHA!
The cruelest but truest comment I've heard about her is calling her the "First Wookie".
ReplyDeleteI see I am in your blogroll, and I am honored to be there (you are in mine too because I LOVE what you do here!). Thank you so much.
ReplyDeleteYou're VERY welcome! :)
DeleteAnd THANKS back at'cha.
Ahaha, they still fawning over her!
ReplyDeleteI just remembered the storm of sh*t I triggered with some slight disagreement over goddess M.O. looks
http://creakypavillion.wordpress.com/2010/05/02/i-am-having-fun-taunting-libtard-geese/
http://creakypavillion.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/voluntary-surrender/
and even earlier - on Chaz' blog:
http://www.dustbury.com/archives/6504 - -see the comments
And this one was even better!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dustbury.com/archives/8039
OMG! Creaky! WOW! I LOVE you! HAHAHAHA! Give'me hell, Harriet!
DeleteMy pleasure - and as they taught as to reply in Soviet Pioneer Organization: "always ready!"
DeleteLove you, too, Buttercup; hope you've been busy (out of the blog) with fun and profitable things