Saturday, August 2, 2014


On T-shirts, no less!


And all this time I thought I was just wasting my time in the inter-verse, exploring strange new worlds...seeking out new life and new civilizations...boldly going nowhere.

But, it seems, I have ARRIVED!

Me want.

Actually, it's not a matter of merely wanting. I MUST have this. I think it's required or something. In fact, everyone on my Christmas list must have one. Hell, everyone in my address book must have one.

I'm simply giddy with delight. This calls for an award. And an acceptance speech.

"To everyone who's made this possible, I thank you and I applaud you for being so very, very discerning and incredibly smart to see right through all the bullshit and idiocy on this blog to the rare kernels of truth that sneaked in despite myself to speak to our very souls. It has been a privilege and an honor to be the sole person screwing around on this project for the last however many years, and I can't thank you all enough for occasionally stopping by to laugh, cry, or just shake your head at my plagiarisms, stolen pictures, and hot links to better writing.

"Even this award must be shared with a dear friend because I've never thought of a single original comment, and who shall remain nameless so that I can scoop up all the attention. She is the one who delivered this now famous line years ago. We still laugh over it. She has incredible comic timing...especially when she's deadly serious.

So thank you...THANK YOU! I love you! I love you all!"

And I know it says 2012, but I'm too lazy to fix it. Or to make another one.


  1. Congratulations. Wow, now I can say "Yeah, I knew her back when she was just one of us little people."

  2. And I, graciously, will continue to acknowledge you even though I'm now a BFD. You know, like the president's ACA. LOL!

    I'm probably getting a huge kick out of a shirt that has nothing whatsoever to do with me...but STILL! It's kind of fun to imagine that they picked it up from the blog. I'm going with that, anyway.

    1. ;) Well, the pricing is in Euros so you can tell everybody you're huge in Europe.