Saturday, August 2, 2014

Who said women can't drive?

I can't decide whether this video proves that women are awesome stunt drivers and make punks out of cops...or if it just proves that most women are crazy insane.

Probably both.

So, the lesson here is do not try to stop a woman driver who is crazy insane. Let the police do it. It'll take six or seven of them, at least.



I was actually rooting for the Brave Little Toaster. Who knows? Maybe it was trying to find the master?




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  1. They should win an award for Best use of Yackety Sax in a YouTube video. That was crazy. Driving around with your foot on the brake? What kind of looney does that? I cracked up when she got out of the car and it started off without her, about half expected her to take off in the police car there at the end.

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    1. That was when I lost it, too! Then she jumps back in! I was hysterical! And the donuts where the cops follow her in the circle. Good Lord! You know those cops were thinking, "SHIT! This whole thing is going to be on the evening news and we look like retards!"

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  2. The Benny Hill music was completely appropriate for that. Bat-shit crazy that one...

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  3. I would love to know WHY she was running from the cops and how it all turned out. But bat-shit crazy we can safely assume...

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    1. I never knew Danica Partick liked to get stinking drunk and lead the
      cops on a high speed chase! It actually takes great driving skills
      to do what this woman did in a POS crap-box like that.

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  4. I think this is the incident: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/10/crazy-high-speed-chase-wo_n_185645.html, but I haven't been able to find anything telling what happened after, why she was being chased or why she was running.

    I didn't realize Scions could reach 100mph, and I was pretty impressed with it's maneuverability. I'll have to consider it if I'm ever in the market for a new minivan.

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