Saturday, August 23, 2014

Apparently I am stark raving mad.

However, I'm incredibly lucky I wasn't born in the 1800's because I could have been committed under at least 30 of these categories...I know Bad Whiskey makes me NUTS!


I particularly like "Gathering in the Head".

WTH???

THIS is why we have mass shootings now and we didn't then. All these crazies were safely locked away.





9 comments:

  1. Yeah up until, when was it, the 70's? the crazies were locked up. Then we decided that was too cruel and they should be out in the general population. Since they couldn't support themselves, we needed a way for them to be wards of the state and started making them all college professors.

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    1. started making them all college professors.

      HAHAHAHA! Now it all makes sense!

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  2. So, 30 years of masturbation equals (1) case of syphilis (+ masturbation). but you'll be admitted if masturbation made you deranged - and also if you suppress it (not derangement - masturbation, of course)
    finally, if we take masturbation from equation, tobacco = syphilis.

    How can one not start "self-abusing" after that I simply don't know!

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    1. They did seem to have an issue with masturbation back then. Apparently it wasn't being taught in middle school, like it is now. HAHAHAHA!

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    2. Masturbation and suppressed masturbation both. They've got you going or coming.

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  3. I've only been masturbating for 29 years, 11 months and 3 weeks. Guess I'd better slack off?

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