Tombstone

It's nearing Halloween and so tombstone topics seem particularly appropriate. Found this over at IMAO.US

I want my tombstone to be a mirror with the words "YOU'RE NEXT" scrawled across it
— Rich Lowtax Kyanka (@lowtax) October 23, 2014

I want mine to read:

Lord knows, I do.

Someday it's going to kill me. Mark my words.