Stupidity can only get you so far, and then, to really close the deal, you need determination. Massive, awe-inspiring determination.
Man found decapitated, police suspect suicide
After a heading like that, you would expect a detailed story to explain the reasoning behind such a finding, but you would be wrong. Instead the entire story, I kid you not, is this:Wife found the body of her husband
The incident happened near 46th and Sheridan.
Police say a woman who lives in the home found her husband dead in the garage.
His hands and feet were tied and the body had been decapitated.
Tulsa police told KRMG news the death was due to suicide.
Cops gave no other details at the time but continue to investigate the matter.
That's it. No other details. Just suicide. A really, really REALLY weird but incredibly determined suicide.
If the ceiling was high enough and he dropped off a rafter to hang himself I can see that happening. Blech.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda reminded me of this story.
ReplyDeleteAlso, blech. Finding a suicide would be bad enough let alone a grisly scene like that.
DeleteThat's what happens in Britain where you can't just blow your head off because they don't allow guns. You have to set your skill saw to a timer and lie down in front of it...holy shit.
DeleteSince it was an eviction, maybe he wanted it to be a horrible scene as some weird punishment for the people who had kicked him out.
DeleteHands and feet tied and it's suicide??? *facepalm*
ReplyDeleteI know...right? How does THAT happen? How do you tie your own hands and then still manage to do what ever else you must have to do to get your head cut off? Altogether stunning assessment. Police in Tulsa are super smart.
DeleteI think hanging suicides sometimes tie their own hands to make sure they won't try to save themselves. A slipknot would probably work, it wouldn't be secure if you were on the ground with time to work on it but that's not an issue at the end of a rope. And if you drop too far it's really, very messily, not an issue. (That's the legend about hangings anyway)
DeleteRG, you know entirely too much about hangings. YIKES!
DeleteDidn't Vince Foster shoot himself in the back of the head 2 or 3 times? Now THAT's a determined suicide.
ReplyDeleteOgrrre, you must accept my heartfelt, DEEPEST apologies but your comment somehow got trapped in my "awaiting moderation" folder and I have been completely offline because of work so just discovered it tonight. SHIT!!!! So sorry. I have no effing idea why because you've commented tons and whatever "it" is should have known. GGGAAAARRRR!
DeleteAnd, yes, Vince was pretty fucking determined, too. Sorta like poor Ambassador Stevens. Pretty determined to get himself killed while Hillary covered her considerable ass.
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