But Mr. Klavan does a pretty good job of pretending to be insulted and offended and emotionally injured. Me? I'm well into a lovely bottle of chardonnay and you could say just about anything to me on about any subject and my reply would be, "Meh."
Or, if I could find the strength to use more letters, "Whatever."
His best line is, "I demand hypocrisy!"
I had to put my wine down for that one or I would have spilled some laughing.