I'm already tired of winning.
Ouch. Looks like he skipped out on the class on landing.
SKIPPED is right!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
That landing was a drag, man.
HHAHAHAHA! Yup. Note to self: don't parachute when it's that windy at ground level...
There was blood upon the risers, There were brains upon the 'chute, Intestines were a danglin' from his paratrooper's suit, He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots, Oh he ain't gonna jump no more!
Sorry your post got stuck in moderation. I have no idea why it sometimes does that to long time commenters. Did anyone see the video of the guy have a seizure while sky diving? He was lucky sonofabitch that the other guy got to him and pulled his 'chute!