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"3 men, A Frenchmen, a Brit and a Russian are at a museum looking at a
portrait of Adam and Eve. The Brit says, “Adam and Eve are British. They
wear fig leaves and blush so they must be modest.” The Frenchman says,
“no, they are French because they are naked and in love.” The Russian
said, “You’re both wrong. They are obviously Russian. They are naked, have only an apple to eat and yet they are told they live in paradise."
From Creaky Pavillion - Life's Residue.