Got to go with tripping over a cat. Mine will be peacefully feeding so I take a BIG step to avoid stepping on her and she'll scoot to where my foot is coming down.
FUCK THIS! My computer has "eaten" my reply TWICE!!! If I type this again and it eats it again I will murder someone!
SOOOOOOOOO....my cat nearly took me out just this morning. He ambushed me as I was walking up our driveway and threaded himself between my legs TWICE! I nearly went down trying not to step on him TWICE! Then he skittered off, thoroughly amused with himself for his awesome attack style. Little shit.
But if you put the can of frosting away before the last spoonful it still qualifies. Right? That's what I heard anyway.
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DeleteGot to go with tripping over a cat. Mine will be peacefully feeding so I take a BIG step to avoid stepping on her and she'll scoot to where my foot is coming down.
ReplyDeleteFUCK THIS! My computer has "eaten" my reply TWICE!!! If I type this again and it eats it again I will murder someone!
DeleteSOOOOOOOOO....my cat nearly took me out just this morning. He ambushed me as I was walking up our driveway and threaded himself between my legs TWICE! I nearly went down trying not to step on him TWICE! Then he skittered off, thoroughly amused with himself for his awesome attack style. Little shit.
#catsareassholes
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