Friday, July 18, 2014

Unflattering, but true.

And if it isn't the dog, it will be the cat. So I'm doubly screwed.

This is going to happen. It's just a matter of time.


  1. But if you put the can of frosting away before the last spoonful it still qualifies. Right? That's what I heard anyway.

  2. Got to go with tripping over a cat. Mine will be peacefully feeding so I take a BIG step to avoid stepping on her and she'll scoot to where my foot is coming down.

    1. FUCK THIS! My computer has "eaten" my reply TWICE!!! If I type this again and it eats it again I will murder someone! cat nearly took me out just this morning. He ambushed me as I was walking up our driveway and threaded himself between my legs TWICE! I nearly went down trying not to step on him TWICE! Then he skittered off, thoroughly amused with himself for his awesome attack style. Little shit.

    2. #catsareassholes