Friday, March 28, 2014

"Guess what? You do the math."

Just as a disclaimer, I have never gotten this drunk. Ever. In my younger days, I was always the one nursing one drink all night. It's probably so funny to me precisely because I've never gotten this drunk. Hard to laugh at yourself when you've ever looked and sounded this stupid.


  1. May favorite was my drunk cousin as we were getting our drinks at Jack in The Box: "Hey....this orange tastes like Jack pissed in it.........HEY....this orange tastes like Jack pissed in it......hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    I didn't eat my food.

    1. HAHAHAHA!

      When I was in high school, one of the kids drove through the Highway Patrol at the state line between Idaho and WA and tried to order a cheeseburger and fries. He was arrested.

  2. I don't drink much, and never to that extent. One cocktail can get me pretty damn happy, much to my husband's amusement.

    Years ago I knew someone with epilepsy, who couldn't drink because of the anti-seizure meds. I think he had more fun at parties than the folks who were drinking. And he always had his camera with him....