Saturday, March 2, 2013

If this is his idea of a joke, it's getting old.

Fast.

Obama has now on several occasions bemoaned the fact that he is not a dictator. Poor darling. I thought he would have figured out that the Constitution places serious limitations on the power of the President of the United States during the years he was posing as the President of the Harvard Law Review, or when he was posturing as the Brilliant Constitutional Professor. Didn't all that role-playing afford him some passing acquaintance with the basic setup of our government?

For someone who was going to make inanimate and admittedly large physical features of the planet obey his will, and rather than simply causing Lazarus to rise from the dead, was going to heal the entire planet, it does seem a little petty, even petulant, for him to now admit that he can't bend Bubbling Boehner to his demands.

Loser.




Honestly, what kind of messianic majesty is he wielding if the spineless blubbering Republicans in one branch of government can handily thwart his unquestioned powers of diplomacy? Worst Messiah EVAH!

What does not appear to be thwarted are his ambitions. Even dictator may not be sufficient to bolster his trembling ego. He whines that he would like to be Emperor. Admittedly the title "Emperor" does historically come with better perks. He would get to wear the cool crown and robe that way. And the floor shows are awesome. Imagine watching all of Detroit burn to the ground. It's not good for much else anyway, might as well serve as His Majesty's entertainment.








Emperor Obama. It has a sort of dull, tin-pot ring to it, don't you think?

All joking aside, I find it chilling that a president of the United States would repeatedly decry the fact that he doesn't have more power. He never EVER concedes that working with the Republicans in true bipartisanship should be an option. His only answer to the breakdown of any negotiations with the very government he is supposed to be leading is that he doesn't have more power. Honestly - HOLY CRAP!

This isn't just arrogant. It isn't just intellectually rigid. It isn't just dishonest and manipulative. It is dangerous.

Someone who is always whining about not having more power really, really, REALLY wants more power. What he does not want, is not even interested in, is getting along with anyone who has different ideas.

And the left called Bush a psychopath.




12 comments:

  1. At least he hasn't added "unfortunately" to that. Yet.

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  2. Narcissistic Personalty Disorder. It's truly scary.

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    1. I honestly, and without false drama or exaggeration, think Obama has serious personality flaws. If it is as serious as NPD, then we are in deep trouble. Hopefully the Constitution and the strong commitment to the idea of a president and NOT a dictator will rule the day and he will inevitably have to retire.

      Keeping my fingers crossed.

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    2. We can put labels like NPD or others on it, but as far as I'm concerned the man and his admin are just plain evil - and I don't think that's too strong a term.

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    3. I don't either, Morris. I think in today's vernacular, influenced as it is by a secular agnosticism and a psychoanalytical viewpoint on all human behavior, it has become "unfashionable" to just say someone it evil. Or that evil even exists. Remember when Bush said the "Axis of Evil" and the left about bled out? Or when Reagan used the term "Evil Empire"? Apoplectic.

      But there is evil and Obama is it.

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  3. Actually, y'all need to appoint me Emperor or dictator for a two year term. The country would be much safer for the everyday citizen.
    Everyone in prison with 2 or more convictions for violent offenses will be put to death. No more recidivism. Everyone in prison with 3 or more convictions for non-violent offenses will have the choice of being shipped to North Korea, or being put to death. No more recidivism.
    The voter registration rolls will be 100% purged. In order to register to vote again, the voter must produce a (non-forged) American birth certificate and Social Security card and state issued photo ID, or an American Passport. If you can't afford a state issued photo ID, TOUGH SHIT! You won't be allowed to vote. Voter registration will take place only at the County Election Board office. Motor Voter will be done away with. Passing out voter registration forms at DHS offices will cease.
    Illegal aliens will not be allowed any federally funded welfare benefits. Illegal aliens, nor their children will not be allowed driver's licenses or instate tuition, or any other benefit that is reserved for citizens. Upon the second time an illegal alien has entered the US, they will be put to death. The first time an illegal alien is caught, they will be finger printed, retina printed, and DNA printed, then sent back where they came from. They will never be eligible for US citizenship. Immigrants would be welcome, as long as they follow the law to get here, and follow the laws once they get here. If an immigrant is charged with a crime, and they are unable to afford a defense lawyer, their country's embassy must provide a defense lawyer. An immigrant, legal or illegal, is not entitled to a lawyer provided by the taxpayers. If a translator is required, the translator must be paid for by the immigrant or the immigrant's embassy, not by the US taxpayer.
    And, these policies would be just a start. Shall I continue?

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    1. But I wanted to be emperor! I'll be totally fair and even-handed. Swearsies. If I can't be emperor can I at least be the Grand Vizier? I've got a pretty good evil laugh and I'm sure I could grow a twirly moustache if that's part of the job requirement.

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    2. RG, you can be Emperor or dictator or Grand Vizier once my two years are up. How's that sound?
      I must warn you, though, if you enforce teh laws even-handedly, you'll be one of the most hated persons in the country, especially among our current smarter-than-you-better-than-you elitist ruling class. Sheeitttt! Can you imagine their wailing and gnashing of teeth if you enforced the laws in such a way as they would have to obey the same set of rules as all of us, the Great Unwashed? Buwahahahahahaha!
      Oh, another thing I would do as dictator: declare all the money the federal government has spent on Obummer's vacations as taxable income for him, and demand immediate payment of the taxes, otherwise he and his whold damn family will be thrown in prison.

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    3. No problem. That's what the evil laugh is for. You just use the serious, slightly sinister voice and say "I could be less even-handed if you prefer. Muwahahaha!" You're hated but you get to ogle the pretty girls and I believe you generally get an option on a harem to compensate.

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  4. I shall be Queen. But I'll wait my turn. I am going to have too much fun watching you guys clean things up.

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    1. Okay, of course you'll have to keep a stable of horses, a bunch of Corgi's, and wave regally to the masses. Oh, and periodically say "Off with their heads!" if you're going with the classic Queen style. I'm sure you'll cope somehow.

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    2. Well, okay, Buttercup. If you want to be Queen, let's hear you sing Another One Bites The Dust or We Will Rock You. (Just PLEASE don't grow a mustache.)

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