Rules are important in life because they direct traffic. Without rules life would look exactly like an anthill stirred with a stick. Rules are especially important to me on this blog, because I get to make them. All of them.
Rule No. 1: Snarky is good. Smart is better. You already know what I think about stupid.
Rules No. 2: Swearing is vulgar, even in print. Unless it's funny. Then it MIGHT be allowed. If it is hysterically funny, it will be reposted.