Is the expression on that cat PRICELESS??? HAHAHAHA! But the stupid owner should have KNOWN that her cat wasn't going to stop...if she really didn't want him to do that, she should have moved faster!
I don't even like cats, but it was rescue the feral kitten from a paper mill or watch him die from intestinal parasites or be squashed by a forklift. The horny feral asshole has left my arms scarred just from playing with me. The big one on my right forearm (4" long) was his way of saying "Asshole, you know I don't like being picked up!"
The neurotic little bastard is afraid to go outdoors so his chances of getting a little are zero percent. The few times I attempted to stuff him into a pet carrier were a miserable failure, so getting him to the vet to get snipped is out of the question. But I know he loves me because he tells me so by playing Barry White music in his head and trying to play a game of romancing the arm.
Years ago we lived on the headlands, right on the ocean and in the middle of open fields...in Half Moon Bay. Well, that seemed to be the place that every idiot dropped off their cats...all intact...and for some crazy reason known only to the universe, they all ended up at our house. I drove up to our house one day and counted 21 cats! They were on the roof...on the fence...in the yard...in the trees...it was INSANE! So we started trapping them, one by one, and neutering them. We got all but one really smart mamma cat...she eluded us for two more batches of kittens. Don't know WHO she was screwing because we'd neutered all the males, but she found some tom. FINALLY we got them all. It was a nightmare. Farm Boy actually had to go to a specialist, fearing the need to hand surgery after a nasty bite trying to handle one of them.
Hahaha! The Cartman of cats. "Whateva, I do what I want!"
ReplyDeleteIs the expression on that cat PRICELESS??? HAHAHAHA! But the stupid owner should have KNOWN that her cat wasn't going to stop...if she really didn't want him to do that, she should have moved faster!
DeleteYep, telling a cat not to do something is a guarantee it *will*.
DeleteCats are definitely assholes - lovable assholes but assholes nevertheless :P
I know...right? She says, "NO!" but doesn't do anything except hope for compliance. From a CAT??? Not bloody likely.
DeleteI don't even like cats, but it was rescue the feral kitten from a paper mill
ReplyDeleteor watch him die from intestinal parasites or be squashed by a forklift.
The horny feral asshole has left my arms scarred just from playing
with me. The big one on my right forearm (4" long) was his way of
saying "Asshole, you know I don't like being picked up!"
The neurotic little bastard is afraid to go outdoors so his chances of
getting a little are zero percent. The few times I attempted to stuff
him into a pet carrier were a miserable failure, so getting him to
the vet to get snipped is out of the question. But I know he loves
me because he tells me so by playing Barry White music in his
head and trying to play a game of romancing the arm.
If you think domestics are bad, try a feral!
THAT was a FABULOUS story!
DeleteYears ago we lived on the headlands, right on the ocean and in the middle of open fields...in Half Moon Bay. Well, that seemed to be the place that every idiot dropped off their cats...all intact...and for some crazy reason known only to the universe, they all ended up at our house. I drove up to our house one day and counted 21 cats! They were on the roof...on the fence...in the yard...in the trees...it was INSANE! So we started trapping them, one by one, and neutering them. We got all but one really smart mamma cat...she eluded us for two more batches of kittens. Don't know WHO she was screwing because we'd neutered all the males, but she found some tom. FINALLY we got them all. It was a nightmare. Farm Boy actually had to go to a specialist, fearing the need to hand surgery after a nasty bite trying to handle one of them.