Friday, February 26, 2016

I Will Funk You Up!

I will funk you up!


Just when you thought there couldn't be another one of these...your prayers are answered!

Speaking of funking people up, Rubio and Cruz seriously funked up The Donald in last night's GOP debate like he was a stuffed toy being shared by two pit bulls. I can't stand pit bulls, but this time I was cheering them on.

The debate was a cage fight. I kept expecting to see blood just suddenly splatter across my television screen. I almost felt sorry for Kasich and Carson, waiting on the sidelines to be tagged and allowed in the cage. Rubio and Cruz were having too much fun knocking the living crap out of The Donald to let anyone else play. It will certainly be interesting to see how the chattering classes and the talking heads assess the damage today. And the American people. Please...oh PLEASE GOD! make them smarter than they seem to be at the moment!!

Amen.

P.S.

All of your wildest dreams will come true.





3 comments:

  1. "PLEASE GOD! make them smarter than they seem to be at the moment!!"

    Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Always wondered how that would turn out.

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    1. So many destructors to choose from. Okay, important safety tip, nobody get The Donald a Stay Puft head band. If it slipped up into a kind of scrunchy, I'm pretty sure his hair would look like a little sailor's cap.

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