Arab Spring Descends into the Heat of War

Our embassies in Cairo and Benghazi are under siege. The US Ambassador and 3 other Americans have been killed in Benghazi.

This is an act of war.

Or it would be under any other US President. This time Obama didn't bow, he showed his throat, begging for forgiveness with an apology posted on the Cairo embassy website while it was under attack.

Iran is rushing to go nuclear and Netanyahu has been refused a meeting with Obama within the next 30 days. Obama, it seems, is too busy. Campaigning.

Islam is on the march. It will not stop at its borders. It recognizes no borders. World domination is its only goal, as commanded by their god.

America, if you vote for this man, we are all doomed. And we will have willingly and knowingly invited our own destruction.

Green is the New Red

In more ways than just the bottom line, comrades. FORWARD!

Stupid and Lucky

Both five letter words.

And ALIVE.

And, of course...JESUS!

H/T: I Have Seen the Whole of the Internet

Nobody Can Count

President Barack Obama pulled a Vice President Joe Biden on Saturday, gaffing the number of words a certain patriotic phrase contains. 

At a campaign event in Kissimmee, Fla., Obama said if voters re-elect him over GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney, he’ll push to see “three proud words” on products around the world: “Made in the USA.” 

The phrase “made in the USA,” of course, contains more than three words. 

But that's not the dumbest thing he said in the speech. He said if he has re-elected he would create a million new manufacturing jobs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Stupid IS a five letter word - OBAMA.

Or maybe it's - VOTER.

I hope not.

Because we haven't spent enough time worrying about Chris Matthews' sanity

It is Sunday morning and I believe we should all pray for Chris Matthews to be healed. Even better - let's just pray for him to shut up.

In watching this I am left to wonder if it is possible to script a more illustrative exchange of what crazy looks like (without a wink to the "broad" parody). Here we have an adoring, sycophantic commentator make the charming statement that one of the greatest womanizing misogynists of the current political landscape would know how to even f*&k Martians, if he landed on Mars. Even on Mars, kittens, Bill Clinton would know how to "do it with them. He would know how to reproduce." He's just that good.

For Democrats, this is humanizing. Screwing aliens.

How coyly amusing and utterly beguiling! Isn't that exactly what we want in a president? Someone who would "instinctively" know how to screw other life forms? Of course we do. If we were all as nuts as Chris Matthews. (For my part, I'm just relieved a Democrat might want to screw someone other than an American citizen for once.)

How much clearer can the contrast be between the Democratic party which embraces such a man of instinct and the Republicans who would refuse a woman her God-given state-sponsored right to screw that man right here on terra firma, saving him the trip to Mars? Who better to stand as a symbol against the Republicans' vicious and barbaric War on Women than a man who so supports a woman's right to choose "yes", that he never once allowed a woman to choose "no"? Because that would have been a blantant denial of her power and recognition as a woman. And Bill Clinton has always recognized women. When one considers that he even managed to find a way for Monica Lewinsky to express her feminine power before she received free birth control from the government, we can only admire his deep commitment to the rights of women.

Thank you, Mr. Matthews, for so eloquently reminding us all of Mr. Clinton's most impressive characteristic.

You crazy son of a bitch.

The Only 3 and 1/2 Minutes in the History of EVER When Joe Biden Makes Sense

WARNING: Not Safe For Work (NSFW) but funny as hell.


"...and don't forget, I'm a philosophy weirdo."

"Why are you people clapping?"

H/T: Fetch My Flying Monkeys

My Insightful and Well-Considered Assessment of the Democratic National Convention

The Democratic National Convention is over and all the "we belong to the government" but "the other guys are Nazis" craziness has packed up and left town. Now it's on the road, kittens. The next 60 days are going to be fun-Fun-FUN!

I found myself struggling the entire week to regain my footing as one idiot after another took the stage. Despite all my efforts I just couldn't rise above the insanity for any length of time. The stupid and the crazy just kept coming fast and furious.

This is the way the entire week felt to me.

You just couldn't win for losing.

Or this. 

"Don't it feel great to belong to the government!"

I've made plenty of posts about the insanity of the Democrats on full display at the Democratic National Convention, but this video, found at Rachel Lucas is too deliciously insane not to pass on.

For God's sake, people, we are looking at the Borg or the pod people or something, but these aren't Americans as I've always understood us to be.

DO. NOT. GO. TO. SLEEP.

"I've always called them Nazis...and evil. Even before it was appropriate, actually."

Prejudice never goes away. The acceptable targets just change. Behold! The tolerance of the Democratic Party.

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Like I've said, Democrats don't do irony. Or tolerance, for that matter.

H/T: The Blaze

How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?

Get to know the 5 key points of the Democratic Party platform in 1 RT-friendly graphic: twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 5, 2012

Get to know the FIVE key points on your SIX fingers, kittens. 

Jim Treacher brings us this tweet from St. Joseph the Traveler.

No wonder the Democrats' numbers never match ours. They are counting on some weird hands there.

You know, now that I think about it, it would be a good idea for people who can't draw hands any better than kindergarten kids to run our ENTIRE ECONOMY. Whaddaya think? Good idea?

Meh.

Me, too.

He's making a list...he's checking it twice

Obama may not have a list...or a plan, but Paul Ryan has both. Here's his list. Let's compare this with the Democrats' plan, which is: SPEND MORE MONEY.

* Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy (Self-flagellation fund)– $445 million annual savings.
* Save America’s Treasures Program (Starving artist fund) — $25 million annual savings.
* International Fund for Ireland (Guinness fund)– $17 million annual savings.
* Legal Services Corporation (Obstruction fund) — $420 million annual savings.
* National Endowment for the Arts (elitist crony fund)– $167.5 million annual savings.
* National Endowment for the Humanities (atheism fund)– $167.5 million annual savings.

It's a long list. Find the rest at Joan of Argghh's Primordial Slack.

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Republicans - They're What's For Dinner

With the evil, nasty, stingy, greedy, lasciviously creepy yet offendingly prudish Republicans being served up on a platter at the Democratic National Convention, I thought it only fitting to post this recipe for Pork Tenderloin with Orange Chipotle Sauce.

Pork, the other white meat. (After Republicans, of course) ((And that is TOTALLY DOG WHISTLE CODE!))

PORK TENDERLOIN WITH ORANGE CHIPOTLE SAUCE

3 ½ pounds pork tenderloin

6 cups orange juice

2 teaspoons salt

2 Tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter

3 large shallots, finely chopped

1 cup dry white wine

2 ¾ cups low-salt chicken broth

2 Tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro

1 Tablespoon chopped fresh chives

1 Tablespoon minced canned chipotle chilies

MASHED SWEET POTATOES WITH ROASTED GARLIC (recipe to follow)

Divide pork between 2 resealable plastic bags. Pour 1 cup orange juice and 1 teaspoon salt into each bag; seal. Turn to coat. Chill at least 3 hours or overnight.

Melt butter in large saucepan over medium high heat. Add shallots; sauté until soft but not browned, about 2 minutes. Add wine; boil until reduced to glaze, about 10 minutes. Add remaining 4 cups of orange juice and broth; boil until reduced to 1 ¾ cups, about 45 minutes. (Can be made 1 day ahead. Cool. Cover and chill.)

Prepare barbecue (medium-high heat.) Drain pork; pat dry. Grill to desired doneness, turning often, about 18 minutes for medium. Transfer to work surface, tent with foil and let stand for 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, bring sauce to simmer; mix in cilantro, chives, and chipotle chilies. Slice pork. Serve with sauce.

MASHED SWEET POTATOES WITH ROASTED GARLIC

2 heads of garlic

1 Tablespoon olive oil

4 ½ pounds red-skinned sweet potatoes (yams), peeled, cut into 2-inch chunks

1 ¼ cups whole milk

¾ cup whipping cream

2 Tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cut off tops of garlic. Place on foil; drizzle with oil. Enclose garlic in foil. Bake until tender, about 1 hour. Cool. Squeeze garlic to release from skins.

Cook sweet potatoes in boiling water until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain, return to pot. Add milk, cream, butter, and roasted garlic. Mash or use hand held mixer to beat until smooth. Season with salt and pepper. (Can be made 1 day ahead. Cover, chill. Rewarm in microwave until heated through.)

Because PORK!

The Democrats Have Lost Their Collective Mind

The Borg are completely nuts. Trouble is, they are half the country.

In the squishy warm hug of fascism the Democratic party, it is comforting and reassuring to learn that we all belong to the government. Get that? Stay with that a moment and let the meaning sink in...I'll wait. Back? Still feel warm and squishy? If you do, it's your brain that is squishy, kittens.

A video shown at the Democratic National Convention proclaims "government is the only thing we all belong to." No wonder the Dem platform, like our president, doesn't mention our rights come from our Creator.

Yes, no wonder.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has suggested that when President Obama said "you didn't build that," he was really saying that it doesn't belong to you. That jibes with a statement Rep. Jan Schakowsky, D-Ill., made on Chicago's Don & Roma radio show recently.

Schakowsky was asked to define what Democrats meant by paying your fair share and define how much of our income we deserve to keep. "I'll put it this way, you don't deserve to keep all of it. It's not a question of deserving, because what government is, is those things we decide to do together." Government has the right to all your income and will decide what you get to keep.

Taxation is a freedom issue, kittens. If you never thought of it that way...start. Because it's about to get real.

Here's how they feel when you don't want to submit to their great big hug.


Think they're kidding? I don't.

Isn't she adorable? 

So how far does the idea of taxation and confiscation go...for the Democrats? All the way to losses. As in everything. And more.

The young blonde, God love her, at around 0:38 pipes up with the most delightful economic theory of the video. Let's take it all!!! But the ENTIRE VIDEO, kittens, is an extension of Obama's top three most revealing statements (in order of go)

1. When we spread the wealth around, I think it's good for everyone. 
2. At some point, I think you've made enough money. 
3. You didn't build that. 

There you have the Democratic platform in a nutshell. OH! And ABORTION!

Don't like it? They want to kill you.

Big group hug.

Why can't we all just get along?
Because fuck that shit.

Democrats Never Get Irony

And then, just to take the absurd into the insane--with a rocket ship--Monica Lewinsky's rabbi delivered the benediction after Clinton spoke. Well, that sucks, doesn't it?

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.