Democrats, liberals and the press (but I repeat myself) would like you to viscerally, emotionally and without using ONE BRAIN CELL connect the image of a pathetic seal face with the idea that cutting even one single DIME from a budget that is as bloated as a dead body after two weeks in the Hudson River will make the seals sad. Very, very sad.
Apparently liberals have abandoned the idea that cruel, vicious, gun-toting conservatives are swayed by images of adorable children since Sandy Hook didn't make us immediately line up and hand over all our guns. So now we're being treated to images like this.
AAaaahhhhhh.
If we don't cave, then we'll surely be accused of this:
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| What sequestration really comes down to. Republicans are heartless bastards. |
If I was any good at Photoshop, I would have substituted a shotgun for the club. That'd be some sweet irony right there.
BAM!
UPDATED!!! HAHAHAHA! RG found this. It is EXACTLY what I needed but was far too lazy to create. Thanks, RG!
H/T: Breitbart
I gotcha covered like a jimmy hat.
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HAHAHAHAHA! So cold!
DeleteOh no! Why did nobody tell me pitiful sad-eyed seals were involved? Of course I'll gladly live in a cardboard box so he doesn't have to.
ReplyDeleteMust have run out of ammo.
EXACTLY what I was thinking, I just didn't want to take the time to Photoshop it. Perfection!
DeleteSEALquestration!!!
ReplyDeleteUtterly brilliant! Effing awesome. I'm howling!
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