Now that I've posted this, I feel like a famous, beautiful, awesomely wise, smart and caring celebrity, too!! I'm famous! I'm SMART! I CARE!!!
But not about you. Not anymore. Now that I'm famous, you're just one of the "little people". I'll be taking that gun now, thank you. I'll let my armed body guard hold it until the "authorities" arrive.
Stupid little people. HOW MANY MORE??? You don't care about anyone but yourself.
(Oh GOD! I love myself!!)
Hahaha! Attack of the B-List!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I have no idea who half of those people are. Most of the rest look vaguely familiar or "Oh yeah,that's whatshisname, he was really popular 10 years ago." Either they have an exaggerated sense of their significance or I'm too disconnected from pop culture or both.
It's in black and white and they're all using their professional sincere voices so I guess it must be a thoughtful message. I haven't already seen that cheesy gimmick a thousand times so there's no way I can tell when somebody's trying to manipulate my emotions.
RG, you cynic. No way they were trying to manipulate your emotions. These are people appealing to your mind because AAALLLLL the smart people know we need a Plan. Now. Right now. Immediately. HURRY!
DeleteI don't think they'd like my HURRY!, RIGHT NOW! plan. That one's kind of... messy.
DeleteYeah...mine is kill all the lawyers, which also eliminates almost every last Democratic politician.
Delete"also eliminates almost every last Democratic politician"
DeleteOh well, we'll just have to take the bitter with the swee...heheheheheh. Damn, almost made it through that with a straight face.
It's a 2-fer. It could work, too.
DeleteDemand a plan! Pass a law that Hollywood can no longer make violent movies. Pass a law that software companies can no longer make violent video games. Pass a law that crazy people must be locked up, and that any ACLU lawyer that brings suit to stop that law, will also be locked up. Pass a law that requires a mandatory death penalty for the perp any time a firearm is discharged during a felony ... even if the perp was not the one who discharges the firearm. Pass a law that lawmakers may no longer pass gun control laws, as they violate the second amendment wherein the right to keep and bear arms will not be infringed.
ReplyDeleteBecause, you Hollyweirdos, I believe my 2nd amendment rights are more important than your 1st amendment rights. And, the founding fathers could never have imagined moving pictures in either 2D or 3D, so the 1st amendment does not apply to you.
I say stop passing laws and allow any citizen who hasn't been convicted of a felony to own anything and everything he wants in the way of weaponery...and to be able to carry it anywhere he wants.
DeleteShould rapidly eliminate all KINDS of bad behavior.
Yep, the old saying "An armed society is a polite society" still holds true..
DeleteYes. Eventually.
DeleteWe should also allow the old Texas defense of "he needed killin'" to be used in all states. Because seriously, there are a fair few folks out there who shouldn't be. And if they knew that there was essentially on open season on them if they were caught doing something irritating to an otherwise law-abiding citizen, we wouldn't even have to kill most of them; the average criminal can do cost-benefit analyses and figure out the least unpleasant scenario.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHA! Exactly so.
DeleteCost-benefit analysis. That made me laugh out loud!