Israel is getting ready to bitch-slap Syria again while our Senators are mulling over ways to make us more safe and less free, but they don't really understand the difference between "scary looking" and "lethal" when it comes to guns so they figure to ban everything for good measure - even ski masks, and just when we thought politics might become too boring and predictable, Jerry Rivers is considering a run for Senate which may have caused a massive explosion of fireworks in China in celebration but who can know since the press is only reporting on their boyfriend in such slavish and obsequious deference that it is nauseating to anyone who doesn't have a cast-iron stomach.But I won't. I'll let veeshir tell you. He's funnier.
Friday, February 1, 2013
Go for the news. Stay for the hilarity.
Veeshir over at DOUBLEPLUSUNDEAD has an over-the-top funny post today rounding up all the insane hilarity on the political scene. I could sum it up for you by saying:
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Geraldo wants to run as a Republican? I guess we crazy right-wing extremist reactionary teabaggers aren't running the party after all. I was told we were holding them hostage. The media and every single Democrat lied? I'm shocked!
ReplyDeleteWe're like Bush - totally retarded and irrelevant except when we are malevolently evil and super-mega top villain smart.
DeleteI must be stuck in category 1. I can't be a super genius villain, I don't even have a lair. Everybody knows all your top villains have a tropical island lair.
DeleteC'mon, Buttercup, Geraldo would fit in nicely there. All we need in the Senate for a grand slam would be ex-Cincinnati mayor, Jerry Springer.
ReplyDeleteThen watching politics would be like daytime TV. Maybe more people would finally pay attention.
DeleteHAHAHHAHAAA! (Not that it would matter by then.)