I've had moments just like this...

One of the many reasons why I would not have been suited to a career that would have required I be in the public eye is that I am prone to just exactly the kind of attack which overtook this poor man. That, and swearing.

PIE

Using pie charts makes you look smart.

Knowing pi makes you look smart.

Eating someone else's pie makes you a stupid liberal.

ZUT ALORS!

What is that?

I mean it.  Seriously.  WHAT IS THAT?

It looks like just moments before she was to go on stage her dress had a serious wardrobe malfunction and someone shoved all the organic goji berries and baggies of weed onto the floor of a Subaru Outback, tore off the seat protector exposing yellow foam padding and springs, and wrapped her up in it.

Never let a crisis go to waste.

MY TAKE ON THE 2ND AMENDMENT

I rest my case.

KEITH OLBERMANN IS STUPID

That headline is no story.  Everyone knows that.  But did you know he is also unemployed? Again?  Now I have an excuse to make a fabulous from-scratch margarita with Patron tequila.  I feel a song coming on....

It doesn't take much to make me happy.

SO MUCH STUPID...

...but not enough persons.

THIS IS WHY POWER IS COOL

I gotta get me some of that.

It IS Friday...

And goat love never gets old.

READ EVERY WORD? ARE YOU KIDDING?

Of course they are kidding, silly kitten. Democrats are always kidding if it looks like you need to get serious about something.  Just do what they did. Rule on it now to find out what's in it later, you know, away from the fog of controversy.  Oh...but isn't settling controversy, like, your JOB?

In oral arguments in the Supreme Court on Wednesday, Justice Stephen Breyer “promised” he had not read the entirety of the 2,700-page health-care legislation the court was examining.

NEWS FLASH:  No one has. Nancy assures us there's no need. We'll figure it out on the fly.

In an unrelated story: CONSERVATIVES ARE STUPID

THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES

Things have changed since I was a kid.

WORD

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.

Women socialize by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it either.

MARTIAL BLISS

Is it just me?  Or when you look at this picture do you see Michelle thinking lovingly of her husband...just like Obama is doing.

RAT RAGE IS PRETTY USELESS

Despite all his rage, he is still just occupying his cage.  He's the 99%!

'TILL DEATH DO US PART

Good luck.

BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID

The world is a harsh place for someone who is stupid.

HE SAID IT

I have to agree.

TODAY'S SOBERING THOUGHT...

One heartbeat away.

MAYBE REPUBLICANS NEED TO LOSE THE TRUNKS AND THE EARS

Maybe not.  Democrats are scary enough.  No need for Republicans to start.  Better if they just stay wishy-washy and ineffective.

DON'T ASK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

He probably chewed his toast wrong.

THIS GUY IS NOT STUPID