I like hawks and birds of prey a whole lot more than rodents. When whiny dumbass laments that he is a horrible person, he's really saying that he enjoys the smell of mouse urine in his mattress, and that he is completely comfortable with the possiblity of being infected with Hanta Virus, or the rodent chewing wires in his house and starting a fire. I hope that fool does not reproduce ... EVER!!!
Dummies, they forgot to put up the "Hawk Free Zone" sign first.
ReplyDeleteTHAT would have saved the little mouse. When will people learn?
DeleteThat was awesome! Yea hawk!
ReplyDeleteI know, right? There's a winner for every loser.
DeleteMeat is murder ... tasty, tasty murder. ROFL
ReplyDeleteReality's such a bitch..
ReplyDeleteAnd reality is often hungry.
DeleteI like hawks and birds of prey a whole lot more than rodents. When whiny dumbass laments that he is a horrible person, he's really saying that he enjoys the smell of mouse urine in his mattress, and that he is completely comfortable with the possiblity of being infected with Hanta Virus, or the rodent chewing wires in his house and starting a fire.
ReplyDeleteI hope that fool does not reproduce ... EVER!!!
I know! When he said that the mouse had been running around in HIS BED, I squeaked myself. YIKES! EEEEK! Mouse turds in the sheets are NOT okay.
DeleteI say, "Hope that was a delicious meal, Mr. Hawk! Glad I could serve it up."
Hope the hawk had the grace to thank the guy for serving up such an easy meal... heh
DeleteTasty vittels. And easy pickin's.
DeleteDoesn't get much better than that.