Among us ogres, it is the lack of coffee that is evil. No morning coffee makes us feel almost human, and that's when we get really cranky and mean. With coffee, we just tear people's heads off. Without coffee, we still tear heads off, but we do that last, after arms and legs, and stuff. Life is good when you are an ogre.
No reports of any Valkyries riding through the California statehouse wielding a bastard sword. Damn, evil wins again.
ReplyDeleteShould we be digging in the couch cushions for bail money?
ReplyDeleteThey'll have to catch her first.
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DeleteAmong us ogres, it is the lack of coffee that is evil. No morning coffee makes us feel almost human, and that's when we get really cranky and mean.
ReplyDeleteWith coffee, we just tear people's heads off. Without coffee, we still tear heads off, but we do that last, after arms and legs, and stuff.
Life is good when you are an ogre.