Monday, January 28, 2013

Assault Goat

I'm pretty sure he's not going to shoot deer.


If you outlaw guns, only goats will have guns.

7 comments:

  1. I can see it now, vast heavily armed outlaw goat herds besieging entire towns. Sweeping down from the hills onto caravans of goat chow merchants. Rogue goats waylaying cars on isolated stretches of highway. Shudder.

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    1. It's the apocalypse. That's for sure.

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    2. The Bible talks about the four horsemen. But that's four horsemen and a goat.

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    3. New & Improved Armageddon! Now with goats!

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    4. ;-) Exactly. Armed goats. Badass armed goats.

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  2. From dinosaurs with rocket launchers to goats with rifles ... I'd say that was clear proof of devolution not evolution.

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    1. No, its a gender-bias thing. Guys like big dinosaurs and bigger rocket launchers. Women like cute goats and rapid fire guns with barely any kick.

      HAHAHAHA!

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